I'm practicing a new form of medicine, specializing in _________and I want to make a house call to give you a free ___________ examination. First I'll strip you down to your ________, and slowly _______ every inch of your ________ body with my hungry _______. I'll give your ________ special attention. I'll have to _________ each one until they're _______ to make sure they're functioning properly. Then I'll lie you back upon the bed and spread your ___________ so that I can give you a deeper examination with my big _________. My deep probe will make all your troubles drift away, and after I'm done, you'll feel much better. What do you say? Shall I make a housecall this _______? Do you want to get physical with Dirty Doctor?