Dear _____, I bet you never met a Teddy like me. I'm a ______ Teddy, and I like to ______ more than anything else in the world. This _______ Teddy will give you a big _______, and a sensual _______, and I'll nibble at your _______ until you ______ me to ______ _____ to you. Would you like to play with a ______ Teddy _______? Love, ________